Helicopter versus Woman

1. A heli will kill you quickly — a woman love to take her time.
2. Helis can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. A heli does not get mad if you ‘touch and go’.
4. A heli does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
5. Helis come with manuals.
6. Helis have some weight limits.
7. You can fly a heli any time of the month.
8. Helis don’t come with in-laws.
9. A heli don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
10. A heli don’t care about how many other helis you have flown.
11. When flying, you and your heli both arrive at the same time or no complaints.
12. A heli don’t mind if you look at other helis, or if you buy heli magazines.
13. It’s OK to use tie-downs on your heli, they prefer it.
14. Helis are quiet when you are not flying them!
15. Helis never say… ” sell me and buy your wife something nice”.
16. When you show up at the field and there is a better looking heli, your heli doesn’t get jealous.
17. When you part with a heli, it doesn’t take your house.
18. You will never come home and find your heli in bed with another heli!
19. Possession of more than one heli is possible.
20. Helies can’t say… “I don’t want you to fly me today”.
21. A heli can’t use your bank card.